Backside 10 inspirational considered the week:
I was hell on wheels,
Again after I was a youthful man.
Now my physique says, “Oh, you’ll be able to’t do that boy,”
However my satisfaction says, “Oh, sure, you’ll be able to”
I ain’t pretty much as good as I as soon as was,
My how the years have flown.
However there was a time
Again in my prime
After I might actually maintain my very own.
— “As Good As I As soon as Was” by Toby Keith
Right here at Backside 10 Headquarters, situated within the considerably dicey Italian restaurant kitchen the place Chris “The Bear” Fallica crunches numbers and cannolis, we crunch too, as we try and stroll round on our ageing, stiff knees. These joints was free and fluid. Again within the day, they used to make cuts and turns with no downside. Now, there’s all the time an issue. The legs that when carried us to glory in highschool soccer video games, observe meets and breakdancing competitions are actually a bit wobbly. For irrespective of how good we as soon as had been, irrespective of how athletic, ultimately, we’re all merely the voodoo dolls of Father Time.
The calendar does not care what you used to do. It threw these pages within the trash way back. The one time that issues now could be now. Simply ask Miami. Or Georgia Tech. Or USC. Or Tennessee.
You’d assume Vols would’ve discovered how one can spell “disillusioned” by now pic.twitter.com/CzJQstLzzN
— Bama Area Power (@trolltide_) October 6, 2019
Maybe at some point they’ll all be pretty much as good as they as soon as was … er, had been. However even when they by no means return to former glory, they’ll sleep soundly within the school soccer basement, figuring out that there’ll all the time be a spot for them. It is this place: the Backside 10. This is not the place goals go to die. They only go into a very, actually, actually deep hibernation.
With apologies to Uncle Rico and Steve Harvey, this is this week’s Backside 10.
1. Akron-monious (0-5)
The Zips misplaced their Week 6 recreation in opposition to the Fightin’ Byes of Open Date U and subsequent journey to State of Kent, which is 2-Three however 1-Zero within the convention. ‘Tis a typical story within the MAC East, the place there are six groups, and none of them is above and even at .500. It is the creamed wheat division of faculty soccer.
2. U-Cannot (1-4)
Sure, the Huskies misplaced once more, 48-22 to US(not C)F, however in response to USA Immediately, head coach Randy Edsall obtained one more $2,000 bonus, this time as a result of his legendary Huskies protection pressured a pair of turnovers. That brings his season bonus whole to a minimum of $40,000, making certain that even whereas dropping, Edsall is the massive winner. However not the largest winner. That will be Edsall’s lawyer, Vinny Mephistopheles.
3. Whew, Mexico State (0-6)
The Different Aggies had been smoted by Liberty within the first spherical of their in-season home-and-home collection with the Flames. You would possibly assume it unattainable for somebody to interrupt the 2019 Akron-UConn blockade on the prime/backside of our standings, however NMSU’s impartial schedule contains many alternatives to make a second-half Backside 10 assertion, with a go to to Georgia Southern and a go to from UTEP. All of which may be adopted by a go to from us with the Backside 10 Championship trophy. Which reminds us, we have to provide you with a Backside 10 Championship trophy. Randy Edsall stole the unique and offered it for money.
4. UMess (1-5)
The Minutemen had been clearly hungover from their emotional win over Akron within the Pillow Combat of the Week of the 12 months of the Century, dropping Pillow Combat of the Week of the 12 months (however not of the Century) 2: Electrical Boogaloo at FI(not A)U 44-0. Now the query is will they be pre-hungover this weekend once they play Louisiana Tech, already looking forward to their subsequent recreation, the Oct. 26 Pillow Combat of the Week of the 12 months: Episode 3, once they host U-Cannot. And sure, you’ll be able to undoubtedly be pre-hungover. The Faculty Soccer Playoff Nationwide Championship in New Orleans remains to be three months away, and my breath already smells like a Hurricane cocktail.
5. Pac(it in)-12
Washington went down at Stanford, and Oregon slogged by Cal, all whereas the Geese’ greatest résumé-building loss, Auburn, additionally misplaced. Oh, and the UCLA Boo-ins misplaced the Pac-12 Pillow Combat to Ore-gone State. All of meaning the Convention of Champions is already taking a look at lacking out on a shot at a Faculty Soccer Playoff championship. Once more. The Pac-12 just isn’t the worst convention within the land (wassup, ACC?), and the reality is that it’d very effectively be school soccer’s most internally aggressive league. However within the period of the four-team postseason, ye who dost not have thine dominant model identify program inside thy last 4 groups shall not be includeth in thine nationwide collegiate soccer conversationeth. By the way in which, that is the third Energy 5 convention to carry down the Coveted (Energy) Fifth Spot this season. C’mon, Massive 12 and Massive Ten, get in on this occasion whereas there’s nonetheless time! And produce chips. Randy Edsall ate all of them.
Because the precise date of faculty soccer’s 150th anniversary — Nov. 6 — approaches, have we thought-about that maybe Rutgers has pulled off some kind of time machine “Area of Goals” factor the place the 2019 gamers have truly been changed by the fellows from 1869, who primarily simply laid in a giant pile in the midst of the sector for a couple of hours and scored solely six factors?
7. Minute Rice (0-6)
As one of many nation’s three winless groups, why is not Rice ranked greater (or is it decrease?) than it’s? As a result of the Owls have been aggressive in almost each a type of losses. Moreover, if they will abruptly get up and swoop out of the darkness into the highest spot, there is definitely time left to do it. After a house recreation in opposition to Bye Week State U, they journey to R.O.C.Ok. in the united states, a recreation that does not have the Backside 10 umph we initially thought it could as a result of …
8. UTEPID (1-4)
… the Roadrunners dropped an ACME anvil on these guys. Abruptly, it is the Miners who’re primed for a possible climb up (or is it down?) the Backside 10 ladder. In addition they have a date with Open Date earlier than touring to FI(not A)U. Bear in mind: They finish the season with a Double-Stuft Double-Goozle of New Mexico State and Rice.
9. South Alabama Redundancies (1-5)
Talking of Double Goozles, did you see the double-overtime end of South Alabama vs. Georgia Southern within the annual Battle For Greatest Pointless Location Inclusion In Identify? The primary OT session ended with missed area targets by every staff. Then the sport ended when South Not North Alabama fumbled on the primary play of the second OT and arrange a profitable kick for Georgia Southern Not State. Again in school, I as soon as slipped and fell down a moist flight of stairs at a bar, crashing into the legs of a waitress, who dropped a cheeseburger on my face and stated I might preserve it. That is how they really feel in Statesboro, Georgia, proper now.
10. Boiling Inexperienced (1-4)
Boiling Inexperienced misplaced its check-cashing ceremony at Notre Dame 52-Zero and returns to #MACtion this weekend to face 5-1 Toledo. However every little thing that occurs over the subsequent three weekends is mere garnish, a collection of appetizers that leads into Nov. 2 and a go to from No. 1-ranked Akron in what might very effectively be Pillow Combat of the Week of the 12 months of the Century of the 12 months Once more. And it is my birthday. How’d they know?
Ready checklist: Rambling Tech (1-4), Pur-don’t (1-4), North by Northwestern (1-4), Caught within the MTSU (2-3), OD-Yew (1-4), Northern In poor health-uh-nois (1-4), Colora-duh State (1-5), UCLA Boo-ins (1-5), UNLV Tumblin’ Tarks (1-4), Rocky Slop (1-4), Van-duh-bilt (1-4), anticipating Snoop Dogg to be family-friendly